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Legal – International Users

Updated: February 26, 2017

The purpose of this website is to provide entertainment and information (primarily in the form of satire and humour) to readers in the English language. We are located in the United States and your use of this website and any dispute arising out of such use of this website or any of its features shall be subject to and governed by the laws of the State of Florida (including the laws of the United States, as applicable). By using our website or any of its features, you agree to submit and adjudicate any disputes that arise out of such use pursuant to the terms contained in Section 28 (Law, jurisdiction and venue) of our Terms and Conditions.

At present, there are 190 countries in the world, or more depending on whom you ask. To make matters worse, there are more than 6,900 languages throughout the world, Mandarin being first, followed by English. Many are no longer used on a daily basis. canstockphoto7984759 Hyeroglyphics 10Although this website may be available worldwide, it is obviously not feasible for us to translate our content into all 6,900 languages, let alone the official languages of the 190 recognised countries.

If your country of residence or the location where you are accessing our website requires that our Disclaimer, Terms and Conditions and/or Privacy Policy be translated into the language of such country or location to be binding, please exit our website and do not use any of its content, services or features. If you nevertheless continue to use our website in spite of our failure to comply with such translation requirements, you do so at your own risk, for which we shall not be liable, and you voluntarily agree and consent to be legally bound by the English version of our Terms and Conditions, Disclaimer and Privacy Policy. In addition, you hereby indemnify us against all losses, damages, costs, fines, penalties, liabilities and expenses (including without limitation legal expenses) incurred or suffered by us and arising out of your use of our website where we have not provided required translations of our Disclaimer, Terms and Conditions and/or Privacy Policy.

Information that we collect may be processed in or transferred to countries (such as the United States), which do not have data protection laws equivalent to those in force in the European Economic Area or other countries. See Section 5 (International data transfers and storage) of our Privacy Policy. You expressly agree that by using this website or any of its functions and/or providing us with your personal and other information, you agree to the terms stated in Section 5 (International data transfers and storage) of our Privacy Policy, Section 5 (Acceptable use), and in particular subsection 5.4, of our Terms and Conditions, and  Section 28 (Law, jurisdiction and venue) of our Terms and Conditions.

If you do not agree with all of the above provisions, or any of those contained in our Terms and Conditions, Disclaimer or Privacy Policy, please exit our website and do not use any of its content, services or features.

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