Blog by Richard Heagy
BERNIE: Well, young man, I am very glad you came out to hear me today.
(He reaches out and shakes the YOUNG MAN’s hand)
YOUNG MAN: I didn’t have nothin’ else to do. All they got on TV right now is reruns.
BERNIE: Nevertheless, I am glad you came.
YOUNG MAN: Whatever!
(Looks at his watch)
BERNIE: You are not in a hurry to get back to work, are you?
YOUNG MAN: No. I got laid off at the factory
BERNIE (looking sympathetic): I am sorry to hear that.
YOUNG MAN: It was a crappy job anyway.